is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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