Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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