Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
That's how pantless uber rides happen
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
