Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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