I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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