I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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