ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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