Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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