Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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