I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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