In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
this just has baby written all over it
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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