Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
