I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Drake has all the answers
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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