He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My liver just had a heart attack.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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