Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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