i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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