I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I love black thongs
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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