He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
this just has baby written all over it
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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