awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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