She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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