i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Randomize