fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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