Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
