Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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