I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
