Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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