It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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