Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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