I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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