That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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