I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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