im drinking this country out of the recession.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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