Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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