I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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