I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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