Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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