ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Panties = found
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