Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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