if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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