i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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