i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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