Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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