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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage

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(418): View more from Quebec

Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.

(410): View more from Maryland

By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"

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