i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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