This is not my ceiling
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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