your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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