thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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