i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
