i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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