My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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