I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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