Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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