Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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