try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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