You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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