4 words: hood of his car
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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