Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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