"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm lost and stupid without you.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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